The all-new
Pirulins Pro Max
🇮🇹 italian design, german engineering 🇩🇪
First and only delivery july 2026
Neural Engine.
It knows nothing. Yet.
Powered by the developing Cortex A1 chip. Currently running exclusively on instinct and chaos. It doesn't support multitasking, but it excels at background processing screaming algorithms.
Magic Grippers.
Gesture Control.
Pirulins Pro Max features two articulating manipulators. They are designed to hold objects, pull hair, and yes, flip you off with surprising anatomical accuracy when you refuse to provide snacks.
Liquid Cooling.
It leaks. Everywhere.
A state-of-the-art waste management system we call "Diaper OS". It requires manual resetting every 3-4 hours. Failure to reset will result in catastrophic olfactory alerts.
Which Pirulins is right for you?
full specification and
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Pirulins Pro Max
The ultimate chaos engine.
- Spatial Audio Scream (120dB)
- Runs at 3am
- Nap+Milk charging
- Soft-touch Skin Finish
- Price: €300,000 - €400,000*
- *estimated average lifetime maintenance and upgrade cost
- Minimum contract duration 18 years